Pius Adesanmi

My Love, if there are computers in heaven, I know you would have found your way to one and readying this. Do have yourself a “Happy father’s Day”! We are still waiting for you to come home and rest. Always and for ever, Tise and Muyiwa

Folks, please, remember: "I cast my vote..." Any "I casted my vote" I see on my TL will be considered election violence. I reserve the right to defend myself.

On d "ki lo tun ku ti o se" video I've just seen on @Ayourb's TL, there's plenty Saraki still needs to do. He was heard on tape claiming to have spent N300m-400m per state x 36 states. That's our money. How much of our money is he still safekeeping for us? He needs to return it.

Saraki will not dust his British passport & disappear into d night in London. No Nigerian big man can survive in civilization where they must live like u & I and obey d law irrespective of wealth. So, he is going to try to rapala back to APC & fight to be recycled in d system.

Chief of Defence Staff warns. Chief of Army Staff warns. Chief of Air Staff deploys fighter jets & warns. D only Nigerian President I've not heard from ahead of Saturday's election is d Chief of Naval Staff. Where is he? Doesn't he have subs & warships to deploy for d elections?

1) Must you eat rice? 2) Deji Adeyanju is illegally imprisoned in comfortable conditions. It will take a century before any political camp in Nigeria can come close to the cold-blooded, inhuman, inhumane, proto-Nazi callousness of these two signature statements from one camp.

Save this last tweet for future reference: before the end of his second term, Buhari and his social media army would have stylishly declared even your poverty a privilege. Conceptual armed robbers, invaders of meaning are usually very brilliant social engineers.

They have successfully inscribed it in your mind that your irregular salary is a privilege; World War II trains are a privilege; rice is a privilege. With every conceptual concession u make, they ask for more, slyly normalizing poverty.

Once they stabilize that in ur psyche, u start being grateful to them for the blessing of rice on ur table once a week. You won't notice as they cleverly extend the lowering of benchmarks to every sphere of the social contract, eroding ur dignity one lowering at a time.

Conceptual armed robbery: lower national benchmarks so abysmally that all Buhari has to do to be declared d best thing since Oxygen is to literally just wake up & drink tea. They're trying to colonize ur mind with subliminal codes they are hiding behind live within ur means.

We must insist: live within ur means is not the issue. A no-brainer. We must however not allow the mischievous owners of this message in the leadership and their social media army to get away with daylight conceptual armed robbery.

If a Nigerian desires jollof rice for breakfast, rice and fish stew for lunch, ofada rice for dinner, we must insist that he is not in the province of "peperipe peperipepe, no go dey do pass yosef." Trouble is not with this level of desire in the 21st century. Short thread.

Kadaria, 2 problems gave this message a bad name. The owners of d message are Africa's worst conspicuous consumers/hedonists, with their leader's family patronizing London & German hospitals; their social media army tried to elevate rice to caviar-level indulgence & ostentation.https://twitter.com/KadariaAhmed/status/1103620532174573569 …

There is one problem we must solve by fire by force today cos I don taya: You lose an election You don't loose an election (unless na you take rope tie am physically)

To mark OBJ's birthday, Mangosuthu Buthelezi delivered a lecture entitled "Colonialism, Apartheid, Freedom, and South Africa Rising". Baba's most colourful contribution to the anti-apartheid struggle was the suggestion in 1986 that we should fight Apartheid with African juju.

Happy 82nd birthday (whether real or football age) to Baba OBJ.

No be ur fault, Akpabio. The farmer whose yams grow becomes a Professor of agriculture, teaching people how to plant yams. U have mouth cos ur own election loss means nothing: ur EFCC rap sheet remains forgotten; u will either make cabinet or be an influence peddler in the Villa.https://twitter.com/PremiumTimesng/status/1102796145116491781 …