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Podcast: My book: "Can I touch it?" comedy special now streaming on Netflix: Text me: 818-239-7527

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 6

    I literally had to start my Fallon interview over because I screwed it up so bad 🤦🏻‍♀️

    1:50
    In this extended interview, gives her entrance a redo
    280 replies 225 retweets 4,782 likes
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  2. 19 hours ago

    The YouTube version of the podcast with robot genius is now on YouTube and you will never be the same

    22 replies 5 retweets 156 likes
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  3. Oct 14

    just because we're wearing masks on planes now doesn't mean ya'll can fart more.

    215 replies 145 retweets 3,102 likes
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  4. Oct 14

    I'm very sure that this episode of my podcast will get me canceled, but you will get smarter.

    I had fun hanging out with last weekend and recording a conversation on her podcast (Good For You). We talk for 3 hours about love, relationships, and robots. Audio out today. YouTube version should be out tomorrow.
    30 replies 11 retweets 304 likes
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  5. Oct 14

    We somehow got the great genius on the podcast. Enjoy our interview/date!

    13 replies 8 retweets 150 likes
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  6. Oct 13

    hey celebrities if you really want people to vote for Biden, say you're voting for Trump

    83 replies 76 retweets 1,698 likes
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  7. Oct 13

    Thank you Geanco for marrying me and Andrew Garfield! (Also thank you for fighting gender inequality in Nigeria.)

    4 replies 7 retweets 59 likes
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  8. Oct 13

    Can someone just text me what we're outraged about today - I don't have time to go through everyones tweets

    572 replies 551 retweets 8,086 likes
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  9. Oct 13

    I GUESS I WILL RISK MY HEALTH AND LIFE TO GO CARE FOR HIM AND GIVE HIM MOUTH TO MOUTH WHILE HE RECOVERS

    128 replies 77 retweets 1,553 likes
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  10. Oct 12

    5 more cities to go please help me Lord

    19 replies 23 retweets 298 likes
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  11. Oct 12

    this is easily the most insane I've ever behaved on a podcast. I love you

    17 replies 13 retweets 176 likes
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  12. Oct 11

    If you’re mad at a comedian at this point, it probably just means they’re funny

    529 replies 1,861 retweets 27,032 likes
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  13. Oct 11

    All the kombucha in the world can’t get Karen through this SNL monologue

    139 replies 274 retweets 5,518 likes
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  14. Oct 11

    anyone touching an apex predator in captivity is a psychotic abuser so please arrest all these sickos so I can stop yelling at them on social media thanks

    66 replies 189 retweets 2,206 likes
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  15. Oct 11

    LEGEND

    7:16
    Bill Burr's Monologue! ⬇️
    132 replies 279 retweets 4,866 likes
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  16. Oct 11

    then why do they call it a blow "job"

    Sex work is not real work.
    253 replies 488 retweets 8,738 likes
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  17. Oct 9

    When did we all start tweeting about politics and not to get the attention of the person we have a crush on?

    298 replies 239 retweets 3,608 likes
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  18. Oct 9

    I take no pleasure in saying this but avacado toast is good

    241 replies 94 retweets 3,030 likes
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  19. Oct 9

    The annoyingly hilarious and I just added two shows in RENO, NV November 6th at 7 and 9.30. Tickets JUST went on sale. I'm excited and scared!

    8 replies 5 retweets 70 likes
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  20. Oct 9

    This isn’t a tweet where a celeb pretends to know about politics, it’s a tweet where one pretends to know about fashion! New merch items available now on my website 🧠

    140 replies 37 retweets 1,433 likes
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  21. Oct 9

    I told y’all Doc Antle from Tiger King was a con man animal abuser asshole who exploits animals and lies to patrons saying they are rescued. Fuck this guy.

    65 replies 69 retweets 929 likes
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