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dankamongmen/README.md

this is not a dank repo

Hack on. Atlanta-based artificer of high-performance warez.

There he goes: One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. —Hunter S. Thompson

The key to this joint, the key to staying on top of things, is treat everything like it's your first project, knahmsayin? Like it's your first day like back when you was an intern. Like, that's how you try to treat things like, just stay hungry. —Notorious B.I.G.

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code stoned. debug sober. document drunk.

  • active majors:

  • inactive majors:

  • current primary non-Free effort: microsoft, principal satellite engineer (spacelord)

  • as seen previously at:

    • google, nvidia, intel (senior/principal engineer)
    • luma, arrayfire (chief engineer)
    • dirty south supercomputers and waffles, sprezzatech, reflex security (founder)
  • creator/instructor of CS4003UWS "UNIX Weapons School" at Georgia Tech

Favorite languages (youngest to oldest): Rust, x86 assembly, C, Prolog, Latin.

Maintainer for Debian, Fedora, Alpine, Arch, and FreeBSD. I've got a Knuth check.

I thought of another moral, more down to earth and concrete, and I believe that every militant chemist can confirm it: that one must distrust the almost-the-same (sodium is almost the same as potassium, but with sodium nothing would have happened), the practically identical, the approximate, all surrogates, and all patchwork. The differences can be small, but they can lead to radically different consequences, like a railroad's switch points: the chemist's trade consists in good part of being aware of these differences, knowing them close up and foreseeing their effects. And not only the chemist's trade. —Primo Levi

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  1. omphalos Public

    A tool for network enumeration and domination.

    C 33 5

  2. blingful character graphics/TUI library. definitely not curses.

    C 1.7k 57

  3. notcurses block device manager / system installation tool

    C 55 9

  4. Rewrite of APT with emphasis on disk+core parallelism

    C 10

  5. slides and materials for CS4803UWS at Georgia Tech, summer 2013, "UNIX Weapons School"

    Assembly 10 1

  6. A threaded, continuations-based I/O event library for manycore NUMA machines

    C 65 2

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