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@bonniemcfarlane

book: You're Better Than Me. Amazon or indie bookstore. movie: Women Aren't Funny netflix or iTunes.

Jersey
Joined September 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Mar 5

    How can I pin this so its the only thing anyone ever sees of me?

    15 retweets 86 likes
  2. 50 minutes ago

    I'm at The Dublin House in Red Bank, NJ tonight. 8pm along w/ powerhouse comedians and

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  3. 3 hours ago Hightstown, NJ

    I am going to see at the Dublin House in Red Bank, NJ tonight at 8 p.m. Rumor has it Sandy's husband maybe making a cameo.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  4. May 17

    Ummm rich is running late so it's just and me until he gets here. Call! 866-979-1969 live.

    2 retweets 14 likes
  5. May 17 New Hampshire, USA

    wrote a truly wonderful book. I'm leaving it on my desk until a co-worker asks me about it. The book is next

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  6. May 17

    Listen tonight from 7-9pm to sirius xm channel 106 to My Wife Hates Me with special guest Call in 866-969-1969

    8 retweets 21 likes
  7. May 17

    New podcast, Uncommon Ground with & ! Fun talk about gender in radio, LISTEN IN

    3 retweets 8 likes
  8. May 17

    Another live edition of My Wife Hates Me - 6/7 at 8pm! W/ and & special guests. Tkts:

    4 retweets 6 likes
  9. May 17 Manhattan, NY

    TONIGHT 11p Judges Main Event vs !

    5 retweets 17 likes
  10. May 16

    My daughter just now: "Why did the duck walk over to the bar? because it wanted something to drink. It's funny cause it's true!"

    4 retweets 64 likes
  11. May 16

    this guy looks cute as hell.

    This Thursday comedian performs tickets are $20
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  12. May 16

    Another live edition of My Wife Hates Me - 6/7 at 8pm! W/ and & special guests. Tkts:

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    May 16

    Another live edition of My Wife Hates Me - 6/7 at 8pm! W/ and & special guests. Tkts:

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  14. May 16

    This will be AMAZING. And I never say that. But we have great guests. Janeane Garofalo, , and many others! Get tix now!

    7 retweets 32 likes
  15. May 15

    Another live edition of My Wife Hates Me - 6/7 at 8pm! W/ and & special guests. Tkts:

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  16. May 14

    Another live edition of My Wife Hates Me - 6/7 at 8pm! W/ and & special guests. Tkts:

    5 retweets 7 likes
  17. May 13

    I didn't go to Germany.

    4 retweets 12 likes
  18. May 13

    It's always feast or famine with the earbuds. Can't find one or you have 16 tangled together.

    3 retweets 41 likes
  19. May 13

    What did we do before spending the day looking for ear buds and chargers?

    3 retweets 25 likes
  20. May 11

    Another live edition of My Wife Hates Me - 6/7 at 8pm! W/ and & special guests. Tkts:

    3 retweets 8 likes
  21. May 11

    Just ordered! Rich & Bonnie are great! Another great event at the (thanks liz)

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  23. May 10

    If you have yet to see starring you have to check it out. One of the best shows on TV!

    Comeback kid hitting Asbury Park via
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  24. May 10

    with and is LIVE at 7pm! Call the show 866-969-1969!

    4 retweets 7 likes
  25. May 10

    Listen to My Wife Hates Me Tonight at 7-9pm with special guests and Call in 866-969-1969

    5 retweets 24 likes
  26. May 10

    on 5/12 Janeane Garofalo,

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  27. May 9

    I'm at the in Red Bank, NJ on Thursday May 19th.

    5 retweets 15 likes
  28. May 9

    Any truth to the theory that is actually singing about celiac disease?

    5 retweets 20 likes
  29. May 9

    I'm the lesser known Becky with the bad hair.

    5 retweets 42 likes
  30. May 9

    Is it too late to do jokes about Lemonade?

    3 retweets 39 likes
  31. May 7

    Canadian Gov is matching all donations to for tens of thousands of displaced Ft. McMurtry residents. .

    17 retweets 34 likes
  32. May 7

    Tens of thousands displaced by Fort McMurray Fire. Gov't is matching all donations to: 🇨🇦

    , and
    12:53 PM - 7 May 2016 · Details
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  33. May 4

    please retweet.FortMcMurray,Ab is completely evacuated because a massive fire.

    2:23 PM - 4 May 2016 · Details
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  34. May 4

    You should probably get this for Mother's Day. As a Mother's Day gift for me.

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  36. May 2

    ❤️💀

    7:52 PM - 2 May 2016 · Details
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  38. May 2

    MWHM is live tonight on xm103 &we're taking calls for Ask Rayna. If you've got questions only a salty 8 yo can answer, call us. 866-969-1969

    7 retweets 45 likes
  39. May 2

    with and is LIVE at 7pm!

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  40. May 2

    My Wife Hates Me Live tonight 7-9pm with and Call in with questions 866-969-1969

    8 retweets 25 likes
  41. May 2

    PROGRAMMING ALERT: with and TONIGHT at 7:00 PM EST.

    5 retweets 13 likes
  42. May 1

    My New Special is on RIGHT NOW! Please Watch it.

    130 retweets 404 likes
  43. Apr 28 St Paul, MN

    wanted to keep you updated. Was at your husbands show tonight. I am still blocked. But show was great.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  44. Apr 28

    please help Mr brennann reach 5000 by Monday please retweet

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  45. Apr 28 Manhattan, NY

    THURS 5/12 8:30PM Show w/ & -$5 off "MASHUP"

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    2:50 PM - 28 Apr 2016 · Details
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  46. Apr 28

    Comedian had us laughing in studio today. Shared her new book "You're Better Than Me"

    10:15 AM - 28 Apr 2016 · Details
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  47. Apr 27 St Paul, MN

    bought Tkts to see your lovely husband tomorrow night. Can't tell him cuz he blocked me long ago. Excited for show.

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  48. Apr 27

    A lot of activity at Target today trying to get the trans people out of the bathrooms and the breast feeding women in.

    31 retweets 88 likes
  50. Apr 25

    Hosting at noon all week. Today Vanessa Gould on her terrific doc Obit & one of my favorite comics, the great

    4 retweets 8 likes
  51. Apr 23

    Actually, Marina is.

    Bonnie is the funniest.
    2 retweets 15 likes

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