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@tabatkins

seeing how it’s me that’s holding both keys to heaven i wouldn’t say you’re in much of a position to bargain with me about anything, old man

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  1. Tweet épinglé
    19 juil. 2013

    My wife found me giggling silently into my pillow. "Are you think about packs of wild dogs again?" She gets me.

    4 Retweets 26 j'aime
  2. il y a 8 heures

    . one of my big goals is to merit a Wikipedia article. One of my bigger goals is to not merit one for failing civilization 😬

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  3. 9 févr.

    I like to think he spends part of the film steadily accumulating items of clothing like some kind of murder katamari

    04:02 - 9 févr. 2016 · Détails
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  4. il y a 9 heures

    Daily Paint #1271. Pandcakes

    20:32 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    319 Retweets 743 j'aime
  5. il y a 16 heures

    Walking through the gardens, we found A REAL LIFE FAIRY !!!

    13:43 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    14 Retweets 173 j'aime
  6. 6 mars

    A cute little jumping spider - Paraphidippus fartilis.

    05:15 - 6 mars 2016 · Détails
    200 Retweets 445 j'aime
  7. il y a 16 heures

    f2f meeting at San Francisco, what a great bunch!

    13:58 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    2 Retweets 7 j'aime
  8. il y a 15 heures

    oscillating fan activated... the horror approaches!

    14:25 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    99 Retweets 318 j'aime
  9. il y a 15 heures

    The lackey screenwriters seem to be devoting the whole season to Starlight's re-education into the Imperial fold.

    14:48 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    3 Retweets 12 j'aime
  10. il y a 21 heures

    I'm beginning to notice a trend...

    08:50 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    8 001 Retweets 8 650 j'aime
  11. il y a 15 heures

    Matt Ruff's The Mirage: spectacular alternate history of Arabian manifest destiny

    15:00 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    5 Retweets 18 j'aime
  13. il y a 13 heures

    The finest thing about owning teenagers is their unshakeable belief that their generation invented recreational sex. Bless 'em.

    5 Retweets 11 j'aime
  14. 25 déc. 2015

    [god creating jellyfish] how bout an evil bag

    11 842 Retweets 18 892 j'aime
  15. 14 mai

    You can be a girl. You can be a boy. You can be something else. You can be more than one. You can quit gender. Literally you literally can.

    108 Retweets 172 j'aime
  16. il y a 12 heures

    TFW you were going to get a crashpad sub anyways, and then suddenly:

    of sex worker-led legal services! <3 Code: REDLIGHTLEGAL
    2 Retweets 11 j'aime
  19. il y a 11 heures

    statistics instead of calculus for the love of god. hell, i wish Statistics II was required in HS.

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  20. il y a 16 heures

    Going to after payday feels like...

    13:21 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
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  21. il y a 17 heures

    tech ppl: "we love solving hard problems" tech ppl: "not using gendered pronouns for humans makes nlp more complex" me: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

    119 Retweets 239 j'aime
  22. il y a 16 heures

    Kneels down, touches dirt. "Something terrible happened here."

    13:31 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    1 343 Retweets 1 676 j'aime
  23. il y a 10 heures

    ahahahahahahaha my article got reddited and the comments are angry people arguing over whether i slammed "nerds" or "normals" more

    12 Retweets 115 j'aime
  24. 13 mai

    ✨ oh hey y'all ✨ (thanks to !)

    16:35 - 13 mai 2016 · Détails
    12 Retweets 65 j'aime
  25. il y a 19 heures

    the way programmers understand gender becomes the way machines understand gender...

    10:36 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    264 Retweets 192 j'aime
  26. 13 mai

    Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason

    5 968 Retweets 5 885 j'aime
  27. il y a 18 heures Budapest, Hongrie

    The SPArty we are going to has a CoC. If a party for drunk tourists can get it right, there's no excuse for anyone.

    11:37 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    4 Retweets 13 j'aime
  28. il y a 22 heures

    Stop saying I'm my own worst enemy. My worst enemy is Johan, from the stables; I want him dismissed, but he's curried such favor with father

    394 Retweets 1 011 j'aime
  29. 1 mai

    WOW HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAL YOUR GIFT IS A MEMBERSHIP TO THE MEAT OF THE MONTH CLUB DO NOT WORRY WHERE IT COMES FROM I WILL BRING IT TO YOU

    27 Retweets 85 j'aime
  30. il y a 18 heures

    Teferi's Curse

    11:55 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    58 Retweets 179 j'aime
  31. il y a 18 heures

    My jaw literally dropped, you think you've seen it all, and then:

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  32. il y a 17 heures

    POP figures are hideous companies please stop awarding merch rights

    1 Retweet
  33. il y a 17 heures

    Doom understands how to incentivize aggression. Melee to get health back, chainsaw for ammo, low ammo count means you always switch weapons.

    14 Retweets 100 j'aime
  34. il y a 19 heures

    Inbox by Gmail's accidentally abusive algorithm

    26 Retweets 28 j'aime
  37. il y a 17 heures

    We walked into The Witness

    12:49 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    3 Retweets 54 j'aime
  38. il y a 17 heures

    Follow this thread. Thoughts are with my followers in Venezuela. ☹️

    Doctors moonlight as cooks and teachers skip class to wait outside supermarkets in Venezuela
    7 Retweets 23 j'aime
  39. il y a 18 heures

    Psychic snail sex couldn't replace the telegraph, but one Frenchman sure tried

    11:46 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    51 Retweets 63 j'aime
  41. 14 mai

    please never forget the time that Sailor Moon used lyrics from Kenny Loggins' "Danger Zone" for a scholarly article.

    20:32 - 13 mai 2016 · Détails
    1 950 Retweets 2 280 j'aime
  42. 6 avr.

    [sign outside butcher shop: POLISH SAUSAGES - ASK US] ME: Yes, I'm here about the sausage polishing job?

    445 Retweets 922 j'aime
  43. 13 mai

    11:25 - 13 mai 2016 · Détails
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  44. 14 mai Budapest, Hongrie

    Jfc I just realized Chimay is $3.20 here 😭😭😭😭

    1 Retweet 1 j'aime
  45. 15 avr. 2015

    "so what did you do before self-driving cars?" "we just drove 'em ourselves!" "wow, no one died that way?" "oh no, millions of people died"

    11 269 Retweets 12 975 j'aime
  46. 13 mai

    "Who gon' be there?" "I kinda don't wanna go" "I'll let you know"

    All y'all introverts now? Name 3 of their songs.
    336 Retweets 207 j'aime
  47. 14 mai

    Accessibility matters. I love this illustration showing that everybody can have difficulties

    04:33 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
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  48. il y a 24 heures

    I just attended a tech conference with a Code of Conduct that was enforced and it was wonderful

    9 Retweets 29 j'aime
  49. 23 juil. 2015

    Lunch! Let's see what mom packed. Hope it's not just a note that says I'm a punk ass buster. Ok it is that note again tomorrow is a new day.

    4 043 Retweets 9 405 j'aime
  50. 14 mai

    Meanwhile, the hottest trend in my web browsing is abandoning a site within seconds if it makes things difficult for me for no good reason.

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    17 Retweets 32 j'aime
  51. il y a 23 heures

    FBI Director: viral videos make cops afraid to do their jobs

    06:20 - 14 mai 2016 · Détails
    11 Retweets 11 j'aime

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