Corey Todalen

@GravityRidesYou

Giant robot death matches are pretty neat.

A sugar beet field in mn
Joined August 2009
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  1. Jan 11

    Job interviewer: So it says here you are a web developer? Spider: Yes

    1 reply . 33 retweets 89 likes
  2. Jan 7

    She's right you know.

    I have the best boyfriend btw 💍💫
    1 like
  3. Jan 5

    MUST WATCH: destroys CNN host over Black Lives Matter.

    83 replies . 756 retweets 1,050 likes
  4. Jan 2

    'Type structure is a syntactic discipline for enforcing levels of abstraction.' -- J. C. Reynolds

    42 retweets 78 likes
  5. 29 Dec 2016

    No One's First and You're Next is literally an ep of B-Sides and unreleased tracks and was still probably the best album of 2009?

    2 replies . 2 retweets 4 likes
  6. 28 Dec 2016

    I've gotta piss but I'm gonna sit down because I don't trust my aim right now. -Ian Bearden

  7. 26 Dec 2016

    I need one of those obnoxious middle aged white lady countdowns that say "I CAN'T KEEP CALM MY BF IS HERE IN 4 DAYS" because that's me rn.

    1 retweet
  8. 23 Dec 2016

    But I'm upset VP & cabinet wasn't picked w/ a reality show. I would have watched. You would have too, don't deny it.

    54 replies . 946 retweets 2,020 likes
  9. 23 Dec 2016

    On this day we remember that is the ultimate Seinfeld fan.

    .'s annual Festivus is the best.
    1 like
  10. 7 Dec 2016

    Well said, Ron.

    1 reply . 32 retweets 58 likes
  11. 2 Dec 2016

    Being offended isn't an argument. It is a confession that you are ruled by emotion. It is a confession that you do not know how to think.

    259 replies . 5,371 retweets 7,882 likes
  12. 29 Nov 2016

    2012: D: COMPLETE power for POTUS R: NO power for POTUS 2016: R: COMPLETE power for POTUS D: NO power for POTUS Me: Read Constitution

    3 replies . 87 retweets 202 likes
  13. 28 Nov 2016

    You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

    16 replies . 1,467 retweets 7,408 likes
  14. 26 Nov 2016

    Though flawed, Hitler will be remembered for his unwavering belief in a united Europe, a dream survived by the EU

    9 replies . 202 retweets 385 likes
  15. 19 Nov 2016

    That moment when you desire death

    82 replies . 3,099 retweets 4,149 likes
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  17. 18 Nov 2016

    r/PCMasterRace showing some love

    1 like
  18. 17 Nov 2016

    Oh look, a building dedicated to my email inbox.

    1 like
  19. 15 Nov 2016

    Peak CNN

    180 replies . 1,421 retweets 1,959 likes
  20. 16 Nov 2016

    you

    Kid: Dad tell me all about 2016 Dad: ok hold on *dad pounds three shots of tequila* Dad: It all started with this fucking gorilla
    1 retweet 1 like

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