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Comedian/Actorian: Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ - SPONTANEANATION - BoJack Horseman - Instagram:

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Joined November 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    11 Aug 2017

    Dispatch from Detroit Hotel: SAVE BAJILLION

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  2. 11 hours ago

    So, escalators. 🎶 Thank yooooooou 🎶

    Replying to @PFTompkins
    He believed that modern civilization - via industry, technology, academia, and science - inflicted a number of indignities of humanity.
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    11 hours ago
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    he was a nerd, who cares!

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  4. 11 hours ago

    I’ve been watching this Unabomber series & realize I can’t remember what the Unabomber’s manifesto was about. What was his deal? Escalators are making us weak, or something?

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  5. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    dog unlikely to bite man

    Noted heart surgeon Russell Nelson unlikely to transform Mormon church as new president
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    14 hours ago

    Winston Churchill being kind to a cool black guy he met on the subway is a good example of something that never even came close to happening

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  7. 15 hours ago

    But at least this led me to this AWESOME SHARON LOIS & BRAM SUPERCUT

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  8. 15 hours ago

    Okay I never knew Charity Shop Skin Doll used to sing this terrifying cover of “Skinnamarink”

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    Incidentally, this is the song it used to sing, in case you were interested, which I’m sure you are.
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  9. 16 hours ago

    CHARITY SHOP SKIN DOLL 2020

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    I found this in a charity shop. It used to sing a tune, now all it says is "Skin" 👀
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  10. 16 hours ago

    It’s funny to say Trump isn’t a “scripted robot” when he says the same things over & over with occasional curse words, like a Teddy Ruxpin with leaky batteries

    1:12
    .: "No one here is going to pretend like is always politically correct; he isn't. I think that's one of the reasons the American people love him. One of the reasons that he won & is sitting in the Oval Office today is because he isn't a scripted robot."
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  11. Retweeted
    20 hours ago

    Has anyone coined "girther" for those who belive the president weighs more than his doctor reports?

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  12. 21 hours ago

    AARON AND I FORBID THIS

    Hey this is weird but I'm doing a PB LIVIN' and trying to business- youre prob not in charge of copyright and stuff (...are you?) but can I have your permission to use these bojack screencaps for a candle sale THANKS
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  13. Retweeted
    Jan 15

    “oh no” - the kool-aid man reading the news every day

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    23 hours ago

    Shoutout to Princess Charlotte for being almost as smart as the children of pretty much every immigrant.

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  15. Jan 16

    I’M MAD THAT I BLEW MY CHANCE TO SCHOOL THE HEDWIG GUY PROPERLY

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    Jan 16

    WATCH: Sen. Orrin Hatch removes a pair of glasses he's not wearing

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  17. Jan 16

    Wait wait wait. I am guilty of misreading a tweet. Yes, it’s true that Mel never mentioned a jester. However, I think my argument did go somewhere. It was even featured in ’s prestigious “Moments” department (pride is a sin, forgive me).

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  18. Jan 16

    Hey. Hi. It was a direct quote. It was exactly what he said. That’s why I used my little pals “ and “. But thanks for weighing in on a tweet from September of last year.

    Replying to @PFTompkins
    Thus begins a multi-tweet straw man argument that goes nowhere. I am pretty sure that never mentioned a jester in his off-the-cuff remark yet you proceed as if he did.
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  19. Jan 16

    I’m glad you like my comedy; so far I am not blown away by your tweets

    If you enjoy them, great, but I can't stand listening to podcasts. My son plays them constantly. Your comedy is wonderful, but I prefer to not listen to muse for 3hours straight.
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  20. Retweeted
    Jan 15

    When did everyone on twitter get so fucking literal what a god damn bore

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    Jan 15

    one fun thing is to listen to james baldwin speak for a few minutes, then immediately listen to donald trump speak for 30 seconds and try not to let the sudden crushing awareness of the stupidity and hatefulness of this world destroy what’s left of your spirit

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