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I enjoy pie.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    17 Aug 2015

    A new follower of my Twitter feed? Thinking of following me? Here's a handy guide to how I use the service.

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  2. 26 minutes ago

    These clouds are not ominous at all.

    Spoiler: totally ominous.
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  3. 52 minutes ago

    Join the club: Germany: We can no longer fully rely on U.S. White House

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    1 hour ago

    Nice one, .

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  5. 5 hours ago

    Look, I have to go to the dentist. Let's try not to subvert American democracy anymore while I'm getting my teeth cleaned, okay?

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  6. 5 hours ago

    Maybe the Pee Tape was actually just the traitors we elected along the way

    Before I dive back to work, a reminder -- there is no need for a "pee tape." Trump was laundering Russian money for close to a DECADE. For *Putin's friends" (and occasional rivals). Putin has bank records he could release that would put the entire Trump family in jail forever.
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  7. 5 hours ago

    (whispers) First part: Because they are racist and/or ignorant and think that "owning the libs" is the highest function of politics. Second part: Because they're cowards and/or racist and/or ignorant.

    Fine: but why is that 30% so loyal to Trump, despite everything? Even Bush lost GOP support, after enough had happened. And why is there no one -- not a single GOPer -- willing to take concrete action even if it affects their political future?
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    5 hours ago

    Almost like it was made possible in part by the noncommittal, toothless and performative grandstanding of worthless politicians who keep rubber-stamping everything he does.

    I never thought I would see the day when our American President would stand on the stage with the Russian President and place blame on the United States for Russian aggression. This is shameful.
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    5 hours ago

    Buckle up, readers, and prepare for a trip to the stars. We've partnered with to give away 's Lady Astronaut series:

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  10. 5 hours ago

    He's President of the United States, folks. If you're a US citizen, he's your president, like it or not. But you can do a lot to keep him in check. Voting is a start. Got some mid-terms in November that need your attention.

    Replying to @scalzi
    trump is not my president!
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  11. 5 hours ago

    I remember when my president was not a stupid and ignorant tool of a foreign power.

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  12. 6 hours ago

    Also, for the record, there is a still what I think is a very nice Easter Egg in Head On which has gone uncommented upon. If it's still uncommented on by the release of The Consuming Fire (October 16), I will reveal it on that day and chastise all of you for missing it.

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  13. 6 hours ago

    "How about, and I'm just workshopping here, I KEEP subverting American democracy, and in return you get a new hotel in, oh, let's say, St. Petersburg?"

    Trump says he raised Russia's election interference, they spent a lot of time talking about it. He adds that Putin may want to talk about this today, because: "He feels very strongly about it, and he has an interesting idea."
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  14. 6 hours ago

    Also, for everyone asking what keyboard that is in the picture: Yes, I wrote all of The Consuming Fire on it. It's comfortable and tactile and makes clicky sounds, which I know is important to many of you.

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  15. 6 hours ago

    I should note that The Consuming Fire includes nods to, among other things, and 's Good Omens and the film Superman II. Be on the lookout!

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  16. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    So, this is happening!

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  17. 7 hours ago

    What I'm working on today.

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  18. 7 hours ago

    Today's word I can never spell correctly on the first attempt: "corollary"

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    7 hours ago

    The on and fantasy's ability to tell the truth.

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  20. 7 hours ago

    I'm not saying this bird is judging me, but, yeah, this bird is totally judging me.

    "Your fiction is puerile and shallow! You're just putting modern people into quasi-futuristic settings!"
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  21. 7 hours ago

    Smudge welcomes you to Monday, in a lackadaisical fashion, as befits a kitten.

    "I'll be in this lap all day. Please find your own."
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