Joel Hynoski

@crankymate

Technology Leader. Amazon (AWS). Prev: Canva, Lyft, Twitter, Apple, Google. Equality, representation, empowerment, permission-based leadership.

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined February 2009
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  1. Retweeted
    May 6

    Bravo, Costco.

    1,481 replies 5,379 retweets 42,482 likes
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  2. May 6

    How embarrassed must you be today with toilet paper aisles packed to the rafters that you fought over rolls a month ago.

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  3. May 2

    It’s not subtle.

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  4. Apr 30

    Mood. I mean, don't read too much into it but this song has always resonated strongly with me.

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  5. Apr 29

    I want to buy a book, what's your new address, Itay?

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  6. Apr 28

    Hearing my kid talk on a school zoom meeting with his class is so heartwarming and sweet.

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  7. Apr 27

    I'm sad this week. It's moved into wistfulness. I miss my routines, and the blase casualness of my life before lockdown.

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    Apr 24

    WA man & wife accused of breaking quarantine to lay wreath in Canberra after returning from Aspen

    Queensland man accused of breaking quarantine for 'alcohol and meth binge' ttps://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/western-australia/bail-denied-for-man-accused-of-leaving-perth-hotel-quarantine-for-alcohol-and-meth-binge-20200424-p54n23.html
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  9. Apr 24

    Kerry Stokes was able to travel to Canberra from Perth whilst supposedly self-quarantining? WTAF?

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  10. Apr 24

    As much as I love the service that gives most of the time, sometimes they swing and miss by a mile. Been disappointed in them a few times lately.

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    Apr 22

    How to make sure your pigeon isn't counterfeit

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 23

    Truly, the Idiocracy president wouldn't say something this stupid. How is this real life?! I mean we've all been thinking that forever, but that he can make me think it again and again. Dear lord.

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    Apr 23

    Best Picture 2021?

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    Quarantined stuntmen, bruh...
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    Apr 22

    BREAKING: People in their 20's with no kids say that working from home is the future

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  15. Apr 22

    I have relatives on the east coast of the US like this guy. Love it.

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    Albeit has been doing comedy for 30 plus years he earned a new fan with his response to the government.
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  16. Retweeted
    Apr 21

    i owe the Jurassic Park franchise an apology, it is in fact very realistic the rich would reopen a park in spite of it consistently resulting in mass death

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  17. Retweeted
    Apr 18

    BREAKING NEWS: Penguins taking back control in Cape Town. 🐧😃

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  18. Retweeted
    Apr 18

    New Zealand's natural instinct is to disappear off the bottom of any map as fast as possible.

    New Zealand knows how to do it!🇳🇿
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  19. Retweeted
    Apr 17

    I love how rich people are like “this is impacting us too like for example I’m bored”

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  20. Retweeted
    Apr 15

    Scott Morrison's message to Teachers...

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