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@Mobute

Past: Guardian, Rolling Stone, editor at 50 States of Blue. Sometimes: NBC, Deadspin, Esquire, Vice.

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Joined August 2008
Born April 20, 1969
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    19 Dec 2018

    I tried to explain the cross-demographic appeal of Hallmark movies, even for those who don't have podcasts about them.

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  2. 2 hours ago

    "...and I'm Lewis LaGuardia."

    ok guys let’s figure out your NPR name FIRST NAME: author of the most recent book you’ve read’s last name LAST NAME: street name of the last place you got an uber/lyft to mine is Machado Lemoyne
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  3. 3 hours ago

    chris hayes is giving hickenlooper all the time in the world to explain how his brand of centrism would break through GOP obstruction and all hickenlooper can say is politico-speak for those tweets where someone's all "if i were in westeros i would simply win the game of thrones"

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  4. Retweeted
    4 hours ago
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    Loona girl. She’s sending her worst moths.

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  5. 4 hours ago

    "The other day this kid came up to me—big kid—muscles, super gecko muscles. He was crying into his mask, and he told me, "Mr. Trump, thank you for everything you're doing to stop Romeo. But we need your help, Mr. President. We need you to stop Night Ninja and the Ninjalinos."

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  6. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    “...She ramped up stings in immigrant communities, opposed measures to legalize sex work (or simply to stop sex worker arrests), spread misinformation about human trafficking, ignored sexual misconduct by police, and aggressively targeted websites where sex workers advertised.”

    My cover story on Kamala Harris is now online! Check it out here:
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  7. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    The right-wing persecution complex is unbelievable. Imagine spending two years calling a total stranger a "lispy queer" and then playing victim when he decides to do something about it.

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    6 hours ago

    he is always so greasy. nasty little maggot

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    SEE LINDSAY RUN: GOP Judiciary chair Sen. Lindsey Graham has no plans to have Robert Mueller testify before Congress: ‘Enough already. It’s over.’ (Graham complained about the investigation into Hillary’s emails just hours earlier.)
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    6 hours ago

    Excuse me, I'd like to bring something to the banquet's attention

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  10. Retweeted
    11 Sep 2012

    “Today I am honoring the heroes of 9/11 by _____.”

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  11. Retweeted
    22 hours ago

    THIS is what the constitution means to me

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  12. 23 hours ago

    you expect it every time but there’s nothing like seeing the orchestra turn glittering white when trump launches into “minnie the moocher”

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    Jun 2

    immediately after confessing to a group of my peers "i don't know, fleetwood mac just never really did anything for me."

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    Jun 2

    Tearful Meghan McCain Opens Up About Father’s Dying Wish That She Be Given Her Own Daytime Talk Show

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    Jun 2

    Is this one of those third quarters I heard about?

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    Jun 2

    Heroic US veterans walk out of AOC meeting on behalf of Saudi Arabia

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    Jun 2
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    He's looking for the very-strong-in-only-one-armed man

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  18. Jun 2

    This is better if you imagine Tommy Lee Jones yelling it at a bunch of cops.

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    Jun 2

    What a cunt

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  21. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    in English they use the same word for crisis and opportunity. It’s -wait no. That’s not right. Never mind. It’s two words. They’re different.

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