Asha Bee

@ashabeeeee

I like to listen to metal and watch sportsball, I also don't like to eat animals. Tech journo for ZDNet - opinions are my own.

Sydney, New South Wales
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Joined March 2009
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  1. Apr 21

    Everyone: Be productive during isolation Me:

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  2. Apr 5

    Everyone order immediately from the Oxford Tavern for being phenomenal. Don’t be a tight-arse and use the code tho, just appreciate it

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  3. Apr 3

    It took 18 years but my father has finally admitted “has a good voice” and “I can understand why you had that creepy poster as a kid”. Winning

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  4. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    Correct. One is a needed medical procedure, and the other is a book club.

    So churches are not essential... but abortion clinics ARE essential. Got it.
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  5. Mar 25

    hairdressers/barbers this (obviously) is

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  6. Mar 25

    "...the instruction regarding 30 minutes per patron will be lifted (effective immediately)" why?

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  7. Mar 24

    hey I was wondering how I can change my username from a bunch of numbers to my name? Years ago I signed up through Facebook, but since deleting that I just have numbers 🤷‍♀️

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  8. Mar 24

    Ok but who tf is still travelling for leisure at the moment? Seeeeeriously people 🤦🏻‍♀️

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    Mar 23

    same

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  10. Mar 22

    I'm getting ambulance chasing bullshit pitches about "how the government can better prepare for a DDoS attack" See yourselves out, immediately.

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  11. Mar 22

    MyGov load is only 55,000 concurrent users and anything more is considered a distributed denial of service attack by ...then this. Goooooood

    Stuart Robert tells Parliament that the traffic to Mygov triggered a DDOS alarm NOT that there was actually an attack 🙄
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  12. Mar 22

    oh. so I'm doing this wrong?

    I feel seen by the WHO
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  13. Mar 19

    How the Oxford Tav is handling social distancing

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  14. Mar 17

    Should clarify, this is time on hold

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  15. Mar 17

    And this is after I opted for a callback from 🙃🙃🙃

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  16. Mar 17

    “Stop hoarding, I cant be more blunt about it, stop it … most disappointing things I’ve seen” - a message from ScoMo

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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    #4 - 'Covered In Chrome'

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  18. Mar 13

    Got my first song 🥰

    #53 - 'Chandelier'
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  19. Mar 12

    About sums it up

    Fuck.
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  20. Mar 4

    3,000 WORDS. Ho-boy

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