Munich Beer

@munichbeer

Director, Solution Interop and Performance . Mission: make everything play nicely together. Cambridge, UK.

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  1. Jan 25

    Spare a thought today for the car insurance claim call centre workers.

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    Jan 21
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    Not sure it goes in the forehead.

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    Jan 19

    Just found some change at the bottom of my bag from the last time I went out

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  4. Jan 14

    This. The English language KS2 curriculum is ridiculous. Kids struggle to write creatively because they are forced into using ridiculous quotas of fronted adverbials and the like. At that age, focus on spelling and general grammar is all they need.. and inspiration!

    Anyone struggling with homeschooling should know that, despite having a PhD in Literature and having published 12 books, I only learned what a fronted adverbial was when my 8 year old's teacher said he doesn't use enough of them in his written work.
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  5. Jan 14

    Never change, Sheffield ♥️

    My wheelchair broke last week in the pissing rain! My neighbours 14 year old son saw me & dropped everything (literally!) to help. He pushed all 100kg of me & chair home. Posted him a tenner through the letterbox the next day. He’s just knocked on my door with these 😢😩🌷
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  6. Jan 12

    Nature is amazing.

    Consider the Baobab trees of Madagascar.
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  7. Jan 12

    The boom was a QRA to escort this plane to STN after loss of comms

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    Jan 12
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    Jan 12

    ✈️RAF 🇬🇧 Typhoon ZK357 QRA jet heading south

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  10. Jan 12

    Huge sonic boom just then !

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    Jan 10

    Melbourne is closer to Antarctica than it is to Darwin.

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  12. Jan 9

    What an amazing positive story. 👏🏽👏🏽

    When he was younger, Declan Thompson spent years in a wheelchair after being diagnosed with Perthes Disease… A career as a professional footballer seemed nothing but a dream. Today, aged 18, he makes his debut in the . Remarkable.
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  13. Jan 8

    Fred.

    I was at Amzn in 2000 when the internet bubble popped. Capital markets dried up & we were burning $1B/yr. Our biggest expense was datacenter -> expensive Sun servers. We spent a year ripping out Sun & replacing with HP/Linux, which formed the foundation for AWS. The backstory:
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    Jan 4

    For the geeks amongst you - here is how the BioNTech/Pfizer SARS-CoV-2 Vaccine is getting "printed". Yes, printed on a DNA printer...

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    30 Dec 2020

    Boss: Where did you get this code? Me: Stack Overflow Boss: From the questions or the answers?

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    25 Dec 2020

    This is fascinating… 🦠 Reverse Engineering the source code of the BioNTech/Pfizer SARS-CoV-2 Vaccine

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  17. 24 Dec 2020

    I bet it still tastes better than Hershey’s.

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    "The tinfoil has started to disintegrate, but the chocolate itself is still in remarkably great condition" 120-year-old British chocolate found in Australia
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  18. 23 Dec 2020

    I'm hiring again.🥳 Both for engineers with Citrix product background as well as performance/scale/load engineering. Cambridge/Remote. If you know someone, or think you fit the bill just DM me :)

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    19 Dec 2020

    Woo-hoo. From today the sun sets a little later each evening. It won't be getting dark so early.

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    14 Dec 2020

    Lots of new features! has released Citrix Virtual Apps and Desktops 7 2012

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